Great group. Spike spike spike spike! If Spike were a woman, he'd be perfect. He's already so very close to perfect. Why DO lesbians like him? I as a lesbian personally like him because of his humor, his non-threatening stature and physique (compared to forehead boy, Angel), his Britishness, his love of the happy meals on legs, and the way he doesn't condescend to anyone. Plus, imagining him with Xander or Angel is always much fun, fanfic-wise.